What Are Seniors Worth Antway? We Are Worth A Fortune! Remember, old folks are worth a fortune with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER gets me out of bed. Then I go to see JOHN. Then, CHARLIE HORSE comes along, and when he's here, he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with BEN GAY. What a life! P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself...'What am I here after?' "