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Men & Women: Funny Quote

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need because it's on sale.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Things You Should Know About Women & Men

Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where
they feel like they're actually in control.

Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is
irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on
sale is fair game.

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks
of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they
know you can hear them.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in
an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a
need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they
are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are
so successful.

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man
around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the
inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy,

providing they only tell two or three people.

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them
a chance to gossip.

Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what
she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that
they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.

Women think all beer is the same.

Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the
bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could
be.

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth
of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes
on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she
doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

Women brush their hair before bed.

Women are paid less than men, except for one
field: Modeling.

Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it
that gave Adam the apple?

Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil
doesn't stick?'

Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red
carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is
437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women
aren't looking, men kick cats