All About Men Men And Sex A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Example of those days are: Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving Day. But also: Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday. Thunday, Thonday, Thednesday, and Thriday! Men And Bed A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. Five per cent said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home! The Perfect Brreakfast For Men As a man sees it...The perfect breakfast is when you're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties (cereals brand name) your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton. In The Funeral A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!" (Contributed by Farid Shams, Columbus, Ohio, USA)   (end) © Khorhseed.com - Sep 2001