Living

Advice for Women

- Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

- What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

- If they put a man on the moon--they should be able to put them all up there.

- Go for the younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

- Men are all the same--they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

- Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

- Women don't make fools of men--most of them are do-it-yourself types.

- Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

- If you want a commited man, look in a mental hospital.

- The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

- Sadly, all men are created equal.