Why Men Love Dogs

Dogs don't care how long it's been since they shaved.
Dogs never tell them to ask for directions.
Dogs never ask where they've been.
Dogs will watch ESPN with them all day and not get bored.
Dogs will believe anything they tell them.
Dogs LIKE it when their friends come over.
Dogs think their breath smells great when you get up in the morning.
Dogs will go fishing with them any time.
Gifts they buy for dogs always fit and are always the right color.
Dogs don't mind getting dirty.
Dogs prefer that they leave the toilet seat up.
Dogs never argue.
A dog is even happier to see them when they get home late.
Dogs don't mind if they play with other dogs.
Dogs don't care if they live in a mansion or a trailer park.
Fashion means nothing to a dog.
Dogs don't care what channel they watch or how often they change it.
Dogs always want to help take out the garbage.
Dogs don't mind a little dirt on their hamburger.
Dogs never mess with their tools.
Dogs don't tell their secrets to the dog groomer.
Dogs clean up stuff they spill in the kitchen without complaining.
And most importantly...
Dogs think every one of them is the smartest human alive!

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Khorsheed.com - Feb 2002